By placing a pre-order or using ashwageezer.com you agree to the following. These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales.
Pre-orders & deposits
10% deposit reserves your spot. Placing a pre-order with a deposit reserves your unit from the first manufacturing batch, planned to ship September 2026. The remaining 90% balance is invoiced and charged when your order ships.
If your address has changed by the time we ship, email ash@satoshi-services.com with your updated details before ship.
Cancellation
You may cancel your pre-order any time before the ship date for a full refund of your deposit — see our Refund Policy for the process.
Health claims & product use
Ashwageezer is a food supplement. It is not a medicine and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Any wellness statements have not been evaluated by the MHRA.
Consult a healthcare professional before use, especially if you are taking medication, have an underlying condition, or are about to undergo surgery. Not for under-18s. Discontinue use and seek medical advice if you experience any adverse reaction.
Pricing & errors
We try to keep prices accurate. If we discover an obvious pricing error after you’ve placed a pre-order, we’ll email you to confirm the correct price before we charge the balance — you can cancel without penalty.
Liability
Nothing in these terms limits liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, fraud, or any other liability that cannot be limited by law. Subject to that, our total liability to you arising from a pre-order is capped at the amount paid for the order.
Contact
Ashwageezer Ltd. Email ash@satoshi-services.com.