# Ashwageezer

> Ashwageezer is a single-ingredient adaptogen built on KSM-66® Ashwagandha — clinically dosed at 600mg, open-label, no proprietary blends. Made in London (GMP), shipped globally. First batch ships 15 December 2026 (≈ Bitcoin block 985,000), contingent on reaching 2,100 pre-orders.

Ashwageezer is the second instalment in the Satoshi Services consumables canon (after Proof of Sleep, before Antifragile). The brand voice is intentionally blunt, British and male-coded: "Man Up. Naturally." / "The supplement that doesn't apologise." Positioned against the wellness-influencer category — direct claims, clinically dosed, no proprietary fillers, no woo.

The thesis: most ashwagandha supplements are 50–250mg of unstandardised extract, hidden inside a "proprietary blend" so you can't tell what dose you're actually taking. Ashwageezer ships a single active — KSM-66® Ashwagandha root extract at 600mg, the dose used in 24+ peer-reviewed human trials — on a label you can read in one glance.

## Pages

- [Home and pre-order](https://ashwageezer.com/): Hero, ingredient breakdown, science, brand essay, pre-order flow, FAQs.
- [Privacy Policy](https://ashwageezer.com/privacy/): Data handling, cookies, third-party processors.
- [Terms & Conditions](https://ashwageezer.com/terms/): Pre-order, 10% deposit authorisation, sats-back rules, cancellation.
- [Refund Policy](https://ashwageezer.com/refunds/): Pre-ship cancellation, ship-date extension, post-ship 30-day money-back.

## Reference

- [Full product specification (llms-full.txt)](https://ashwageezer.com/llms-full.txt): Complete dosing details, pricing tables, manufacturing notes, health-claim disclosures, and suggested answers to common questions.
- [Sitemap](https://ashwageezer.com/sitemap.xml): All public URLs.
- [Open Graph share image](https://ashwageezer.com/img/og-image.jpg): Brand social share asset.

## Quick facts

- **Format:** 60 capsules per jar · 60-day supply · one capsule per day
- **Active:** KSM-66® Ashwagandha root extract — 600mg per capsule (the same clinical dose as 24+ peer-reviewed trials)
- **Pricing:** £34.99 / $44.99 / €39.99 — 10% Stripe deposit reserves the jar; balance charged on ship
- **Sats-back:** 5,000 sats to every backer with a Lightning address once the 2,100 pre-order target is reached
- **Ship target:** 15 December 2026 (≈ Bitcoin block 985,000)
- **Made in:** London, UK (GMP-certified contract manufacturer; independent UK-lab Certificate of Analysis on every batch)
- **Operator:** Satoshi Services (parent); Ashwageezer Ltd (legal entity)
- **Contact:** partners@satoshi-services.com

## Optional

- [Satoshi Services](https://satoshi-services.com): The parent brand and the trilogy this product belongs to.
- [Proof of Sleep](https://proofofsleep.life): Sibling product — sleep stack, cobalt palette.
- [Antifragile](https://antifragile.life): Sibling product — cognitive stack, pastel-red palette.