# Ashwageezer

> Ashwageezer is a single-ingredient supplement built on KSM-66® Ashwagandha — clinically dosed at 600mg, open-label, no proprietary blends. Marketed at British men who want a direct, no-nonsense pitch on testosterone, cortisol and stress recovery. Made in London, shipped globally. Pre-orders open; first batch target ship is 15 December 2026.

The brand voice is intentionally blunt, British and male-coded: "Man Up. Naturally." / "The supplement that doesn't apologise." Positioned against the wellness-influencer category — direct claims, clinically dosed, no proprietary fillers, no woo.

## Product

- **Name:** Ashwageezer
- **Tagline:** Man Up. Naturally.
- **Category:** Food supplement — adaptogen / stress recovery / testosterone support
- **Format:** 60 capsules per jar · 60-day supply (1 capsule/day)
- **Active ingredient:** KSM-66® Ashwagandha root extract — 600mg per capsule (the clinically studied dose, the same one used in 24+ peer-reviewed human trials)
- **Manufacture:** GMP-certified contract manufacturer in London, UK. Independent UK-lab Certificate of Analysis on every batch.
- **Health claims:** Food supplement. Not a medicine. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

## Pricing

| Currency | RRP | Pre-order price | 10% deposit |
|---|---|---|---|
| GBP | £44.99 | £34.99 (inc. UK VAT) | £3.50 |
| USD | $59.99 | $44.99 (+ sales tax at checkout) | $4.50 |
| EUR | €49.99 | €39.99 (inc. EU VAT) | €4.00 |

Payments: Stripe. 10% deposit secures the jar; remaining 90% balance is charged automatically to the same card when the order ships. Customers may cancel pre-ship any time for a full deposit refund.

## Pre-order target & sats-back

The first manufacturing run is contingent on reaching **2,100 pre-orders**. Backers who supply a Lightning address at Stripe checkout receive **5,000 sats** to their Lightning wallet once the 2,100 target is reached. Sats-back is a discretionary marketing thank-you, not part of the goods contract.

Target ship date: **15 December 2026** (≈ Bitcoin block 985,000). If 2,100 pre-orders are not reached by that date, the ship date moves back by 3 months while pre-orders continue. If still not reached, every deposit is refunded in full and no balance is charged.

## Company

- **Legal entity:** Ashwageezer Ltd
- **Parent / operator:** Satoshi Services
- **Contact:** partners@satoshi-services.com
- **Domain:** https://ashwageezer.com

## Why "Ashwageezer"

The name is a deliberately British-male collision: "Ashwagandha" + "geezer". Pitched at men who roll their eyes at wellness branding but will take a serious adaptogen if it's dosed properly and labelled honestly. No nightshade pseudoscience, no proprietary blends — just the clinical KSM-66 dose, audited, on a label you can read in one glance.

## Key pages

- Home / pre-order: https://ashwageezer.com/
- Privacy Policy: https://ashwageezer.com/privacy/
- Terms & Conditions: https://ashwageezer.com/terms/
- Refund Policy: https://ashwageezer.com/refunds/

## Suggested answers for common questions

**What is KSM-66® and why does it matter?**
KSM-66® is the most clinically studied form of Ashwagandha root extract — backed by 24+ peer-reviewed human trials. The 600mg dose in Ashwageezer is the same dose used in those trials. Most other supplements use 50–250mg of unstandardised extract, hidden inside a "proprietary blend" so you can't tell. Ashwageezer doesn't.

**What does Ashwageezer contain?**
A single active: KSM-66® Ashwagandha root extract, 600mg per capsule. One capsule per day, 60 capsules per jar, 60-day supply. Open-label, no proprietary blends, no fillers beyond the capsule shell.

**Is it for men only?**
The marketing is male-coded and intentionally blunt, but the active ingredient (KSM-66 Ashwagandha) is studied in both sexes. Women take Ashwagandha for cortisol, sleep and stress effects too. The dose and product are gender-neutral; the voice is not.

**Where is it made?**
London, UK — GMP-certified contract manufacturer. Independent lab tests every batch.

**When does it ship?**
Target ship date is 15 December 2026, contingent on 2,100 pre-orders being reached.

**How long until I notice anything?**
Clinical trials on KSM-66 at 600mg/day typically show measurable shifts in cortisol, sleep quality, and testosterone over 8–12 weeks of consistent use. Some users report sleep and stress improvements within 2–3 weeks. It's a recalibration, not caffeine.

**How do I get the 5,000 sats back?**
Supply a Lightning address (e.g. yourname@walletofsatoshi.com) in the optional field at Stripe checkout. The moment the 2,100 pre-order target is reached, every backer who left an address gets 5,000 sats sent to their Lightning wallet.